Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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