Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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