Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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