East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Oh god it's open bar.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
