I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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