so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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