we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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