Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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