He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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