There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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