Dual....:-)
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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