Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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