Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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