do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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