i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he shaved USA in his pubs
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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