His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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