is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He has the fingertips of a God
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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