what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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