I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
What a dumb baby whore.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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