I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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