How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
