Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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