idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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