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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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