I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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