There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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