i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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