i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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