she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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