I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
