They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Girls should come with a carfax report
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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