i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
did i just pee glitter
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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