I'm jealous of your bromance
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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