They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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