he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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