I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
