I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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