You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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