found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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