She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It's official drugs can't kill me
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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