A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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