Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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