Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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