Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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