Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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