did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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