There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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