I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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