like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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