dude i'm inner monologue high
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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