He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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