Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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