if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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