Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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