dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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